Bethanny: “So, you’ve… been with women? In bed?”

Isabela:I know. Shocking, isn’t it? You see, sweetness, men are good for one thing. Women are good for six.”

Bethanny: “Six? Which six?”


- Bethanny, Isabela, and Hawke, Dragon Age 2

Never make a deal with a dragon

"The idea of dragons taking over the world… The thought of them slowly hoarding everything… It’s too big to think about. We’re street-level. We run the shadows. That’s it. Worrying about these sorts of issues is beyond our pay-grade."

- Eiger, Shadowrun Returns: Dragonfall


"The way I see it, sword fighting is a little like making love. It’s not always what you do, but what you say." 

- Guard, Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag

Don’t leave me

"The Visitor Center was sturdy, but the impact turned the front of the building into splinters. Rusty was thrown across the lobby like a rag doll and hit the far wall hard.

It didn’t hurt until he tried to move and saw his leg bend the wrong way, felt the broken rib stabbing him on the inside. Rusty howled in pain and fear, suddenly afraid to die alone.”

- excerpt from the ‘Departure’ manuscript, Alan Wake

Keep your enemies closer

"Those crazy Hammers… You know, it wouldn’t hurt to have a few dozen heavily armed fanatics on my side just about now.”

- Garrett, Thief: the Dark Project

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