Miranda Lawson: "So, you’re leading the Grissom Academy students…”
Jack: "Yeah. That a problem?"
Miranda: "Just a surprise. Your psych profile suggested you were mainly interested in yourself."
Jack: ”You’re telling me I’m only interested in myself? Haha, oh that’s just fucking perfect. Did it occur to you that maybe I’m trying to grow as a goddamn person?”
Miranda: "Oh, I could tell you were growing. I assumed it was whatever it is you’re wearing."
Jack: "Oh, these? Well, yeah, they were strapped down with a leather belt before. It’s kind of a stupid move to show off your rack in the middle of a maximum security prison ship."
Miranda: "I never had the pleasure."
Jack: "You’d never survive. You might break a nail."
Miranda: "You have no idea what I’m capable of."
Jack: "You’re a spoiled rich girl cheerleader."
Jack: "Test tube clone princess."
Miranda: "I think it’s past your bedtime."
Jack: "Oh, did I hit a nerve? I didn’t get to read your psych profile.”
Commander Shepard: ”Ladies, I see we’ve all gotten enough to drink.”
Jack: "Relax, Shepard. I’m not gonna smear the walls with her this time."
Miranda: "And I couldn’t possibly think of something worse to do than that haircut."
Jack: "Hey, cheerleader, my hair and I have been fighting brutes and marauders on the front lines of this war. Meanwhile, you got your big, bubbly butt kicked by some guy with a sword!"
Miranda: "You see, Shepard? Best of friends."
Shepard: "Honestly? I thought it might help if you two just kissed and got it over with."
Shepard: "I mean, this is all just sexual tension, right? Two powerful biotics, forceful personalities, confident in their sexuality…"
Jack: "You are shitting me!”
Miranda: "Oh, my god…"
Jack: "You are a terrible human being, Shepard. I need another drink.”
Miranda: "One for me, too. No ice."
Jack: "Don’t worry, Shepard. The cheerleader and I are just messing around."
Shepard: "You sure? You two seemed pretty serious."
Jack: "Nah. She fights better when she’s pissed off. I’m just trying to keep her primed."
- Miranda Lawson, Jack, and Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 3